Christmas EveryDay

All Christmas and Holiday Cooking and Decorating, Stories and History
 
HomeHome  GENERALGENERAL  CalendarCalendar  FAQFAQ  SearchSearch  GalleryGallery  MemberlistMemberlist  UsergroupsUsergroups  Log in  RegisterRegister  

Share | 
 

 The Leaky Gift

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Admin
Admin
avatar

Number of posts : 4171
Age : 59
Location : Texas
Registration date : 2008-10-24

PostSubject: The Leaky Gift   Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:24 pm

The Leaky Gift



It was the last day of school before the Christmas break, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is.
Some flowers." That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine? "she asked?
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring,
"I give up, what is it?
"With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://christmaseveryday.5forum.biz
 
The Leaky Gift
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» RCA Duel Phono w/amradio a gift
» Marvel UK 1970s free gift - painted?
» Free yugioh cards, gift cards, etc.
» Help! Mystery Gift won't work!
» [Gift] Into the Abyss [Nov 12th - Nov 19th]

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Christmas EveryDay :: All About Christmas :: Christmas Poems & Stories-
Jump to: