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PostSubject: Fractured Carols   Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:26 am

 
I got this from another site I belong site, just wanted to pass it along, you might get a chuckle out of it too.

 



Fractured Carols


 Listen very closely when kids sing Christmas carols,
This is what you just might hear!


Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly


We three kings of porridge and tar


On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me 


Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.


He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.


Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.


With the jelly toast proclaim


Olive, the other reindeer.


Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say


Sleep in heavenly peas


In the meadow we can build a snowman, 
       Then pretend that he is sparse and brown


You'll go down in Listerine


Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay


O come, froggy faithful


You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"


Good tidings we bring to you and your kid



As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, 
Santa asked the usual, "And what would you
 like for Christmas?" The child stared at him 
open mouthed and horrified for a minute, 
then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

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